Christmas Vacation

Each year, we always watched Christmas Vacation on Thanksgiving to kick off the holiday season. Here are a few of the myriad of quotes from the movie that we say the whole year through.

We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f@#king Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

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"Can't see the line, can you Russ?"

Merry Christmas! Shitter's full!

He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town.

"Eat my road grit liver lips! Burn some dust here. Eat my Rubber!"

Art - "The little lights aren't twinkling."
Clark - "I know Art, and thanks for noticing."

Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you

Don't throw me down, Clark.

I like riding in cars.

Ruby Sue: Rocky bit my thumb. Him's nervous.
Clark: Nervous or excited?
Ruby Sue: Shittin' bricks.
Clark: You shouldn't use that word.
Ruby Sue: Sorry. Shittin' rocks

Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

I don't know, Margo!

Hey Gris, if you're not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.

You serious, Clark?

SQUIRREL!

Don't you go falling in love with it now, because, we're taking it with us when we leave here next month.

Not in the sense you thought I said I meant.

Little full, Lotta sap!!

Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.

Over here? Well this is nothin'. But here, well if you dent this, my hair just isn't gonna look right.